Monthly Archives: February 2016

Basic Bitch- Bride Edition

Are you a basic bride?

1. You’ve written “I Said Yes!” on Facebook, or even better, it was part of your engagement photoshoot. Congratulations on your originality.

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2. You have said something about being or feeling “like a princess.” Extra basic points if you wear anything that resembles a tiara.

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3. You have posted “___ days until I marry my best friend!” on social media. (Are those posts required? How is it that EVERYONE must say this?)

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4. You have a wedding board on Pinterest. Because, of course you do.

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5. “I said yes to the dress!” is another super original post or quote of yours.

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6. Prepping for your wedding includes weight loss goals.

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7. You have said “I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together!” (As though somehow, that is not already happening.)

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8. Your ring is a diamond, because you like being the same as everyone else, and mass marketing works on you.

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Psst, here’s a video for you about that btw:

Why Engagement Rings Are A Scam


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